just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Shame - the story of my life.
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