It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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