Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
