so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
this will be a night to untag.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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