Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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