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(270): View more from Kentucky

Can we have unprotected sex soon?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner

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(513): View more from Ohio

What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.

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(254): View more from Texas

I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.

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(805): View more from California

You left your phone here

(805): View more from California

Wait...

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