girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My breasts were aching with rage.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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