I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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