How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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