We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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