Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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