you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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