Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Randomize
