And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she looked like the before picture.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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