Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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