My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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