Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
