I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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