yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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