Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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