I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We are all done wearing pants today
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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