I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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