don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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