I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Randomize
