omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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