hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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