I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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