i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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