hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I love you. Go after that dick
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