Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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