I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
