Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
There's a naked man in my car right now.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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