Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I need to align my fucking chakras
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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