Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That's intense
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Randomize
