How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm passing your future prison.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
