My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
