it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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