I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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