So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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