im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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