I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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