Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Damn victory sex feels great
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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