i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
