If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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