i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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