I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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