i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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