So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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