Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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