Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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