I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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