I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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