That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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