Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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