I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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