I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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